Skateboards= Evil

My uncle came over recently, and left his skateboard over at my house. I was bored (pun not intended), and decided to try to ride it.

Bad idea.

How can a piece of wood on wheels be so complex? And more importantly, HOW DOES IT TURN? I did a little boarding a long time ago, and remember none of it. Ugh.

I'll stick to my bike, thanks.